And a big rubber dick for my brother
Board Chat. Search Moderators. Change to tree-view. With mom in the whorehouse, and dad in jail, I settled myself down with a tall glass of ale. Then out on the front lawn there arose such a clatter, I jumped off my sister to see what was the matter. And what to my wondering eyes should appear, but some red-suited shit and eight fucking reindeer.
Dirty Night Before Christmas 1
Twas the night before christmas: by Charlie Ma
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
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Contains versions of the classic poem, including headers from most of the posts and credits when available. The versions range from innocent and cute to vulgar and obscene, so read at your own discretion. I have collected most of these versions by searching the newsgroups using Google Groups and the now retired Deja News. I'd be happy to receive any additional versions you might have.